Some Quotes

Quotes About Wife

My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.
-Henny Youngman
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her , "Where's the car?" She replied,"In the lake."
-Henny Youngman
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henny Youngman
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. >
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
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My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.
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A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" >The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
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Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.
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A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
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Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, But his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says,"Okay, give me a million dollarsa and beat me till I'm half dead."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive
Just for Fun

Love.....

You can't blame gravity for falling in love.
~:~ Unknown ~:~
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True love is like a ghost; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.
~:~ La Rochefoucauld ~:~
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Love is a fruit in season at all times,
and within the reach of every hand.
~:~ Mother Theresa ~:~


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Love is much like a wild rose,
beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
~:~ Mark A. Overby ~:~


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Love is a state of mind
which has nothing to do with the mind.
~:~ Bob Phillips ~:~
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Love is an ocean of emotions,
entirely surrounded by expenses.
~:~ Thomas Dewar ~:~
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Where does the family start?
It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl -
no superior alternative has yet been found.
~:~ Sir Winston Churchill ~:~

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To the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world.
~:~ Bill Wilson ~:~
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There is only one happiness in life,
to love and be loved.
~:~ George Sand ~:~
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You know you are in love
when you see the world in her eyes,
and her eyes everywhere in the world.
~:~ David Levesque ~:~
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Love never claims, it ever gives.
Love ever suffers,
never resents never revenges itself.
~:~ Mahatma Gandhi ~:~
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Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds
and warming your soul.
~:~ Author Unknown ~:~
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Love is a moment that lasts forever...
~:~ Julie Wittey ~:~
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Love isn't blind;
it just only sees what matters.
~:~ William Curry ~:~
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Love is when you look into someone's eyes
and see their heart.
~:~ Jill Petty ~:~
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The best things in life
can never be kept;
They must be given away.
A Smile, a Kiss, and Love
~:~ Tony Farrar ~:~
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You know you've found love
when you look in their eyes
and find yourself.
~:~ Monique Patton ~:~
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Some Usefull Quotes

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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

- Mae West





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Confucious say: "Man who walk through
airport door sideways is going to
Bangkok."





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I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?





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"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"







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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

-Rita Rudner





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A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.






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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.





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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.





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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."







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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.





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"Procrastinate Now!"





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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One."

Yakov Smirnoff.





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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........






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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.





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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!





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Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take the chance?
--Edgar Bergen



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Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.








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"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."





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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra






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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.

QUOTE OF THE YEAR!!

A poor, uneducated man created billion dollar Reliance industry.


Two business graduates from Stanford and Wharton Business School are
breaking it up.

That's education!!!!!

Some usefull Quotes

Some Good Quotes.....Marraige

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the
only thing in life!!

--Anonymous

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.

--Oscar Wilde


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Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

--Scottish Proverb


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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for
two years.

--Sam Kinison


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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you
expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free.

--Anonymous

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Bachelors know more about women than married men;if they didn't, they'd
be married too.

--H. L. Mencken


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Men have a better time than women; for one thing,
they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier.
--H. L. Mencken


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- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a
bicycle."
- U2


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- Marriage is a three-ring circus:
--engagement ring
---wedding ring
---suffering

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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows
why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone
wonders why.

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Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.


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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding
her way back to home always.

--Anonymous

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our
anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I have never been!" I told her,
"How about the kitchen?"

--Anonymous

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We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

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My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours.
That was only for the estimate.

--Anonymous

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She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then
the mud fell off.

--Anonymous

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She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in."

--Anonymous

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Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses
to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature
handcuffs....."

--Anonymous
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your
wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u
let him in!

--Anonymous

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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly
parted mother and started back toward his car when his attention was
diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be
praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, 'Why did u have to
die? Why did you have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir,
I don't wi! sh to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of pain in is
more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so? Deeply? A
child? A parent?"The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then
replied "My wife's first husband."

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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband
leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell
into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

Good Wishes

=>Don't makean effort because the best things happen,
when you least expect them

Annonymouus


Love doesn't require two people look at each other, but
that they look together in the same direction.

(Antoine de Saint Exupery)


Air to breath, Fire to warm you, Water to drink and
The earth to live in.

(From Latin America)

Be Wise

Love your job but never fall in love with your company, because you never know when the company stops loving you!!

Annonymous

You can do it.

You can do it

"If you think you are beaten, you are,
If you think you dare not, you don't,
If you'd like to win, but think you can't,
It is almost certain you won't.

If you think you'll lose, you're lost,
For out of the world we find,
Success begins with a fellow's will,
It's all in the state of mind.

Life's battles don't always go,
to the stronger or faster man,
But sooner or later the man who wins,
is the man who thinks he can."

- Noel M. Tichy