James Bond dies ....

James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there.


So, she calls up heaven.


A sweet female voice picked up and said: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".


"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.





She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice: "This is Virgin Mary speaking".


"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again.


She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said: "This is Mary speaking".


"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.

James Bond

On a flight James bond was sitting next to a Telugu guy.

Telugu Guy: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "My name is Bond" Continuing in his inimitable style,
"......James Bond."

Then Bond asks: "And you?"


Telugu Guy: "My name is Rao...


Siva Rao...


Samba Siva Rao...

Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao...

Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba
Siva Rao..."


Bond Faints