GUTS . . .

On a ship, the Project managers of three different companies belonging to 3 different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys.
They started an argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts. The American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"
Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship.
The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"
Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds.
The Trainee promptly replied, " Why the hell should I ???"
The PM proudly said, "See the guts!"

GRE Student vs Normal Person

A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass housesshould not throw stones.
GRE STUDENT : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain fromcatapulting perilous projectiles

NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim

NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate withresplendence are not truly auriferous

NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants mustbe interdicted.

NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of renderingany testimony.

NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GRE STUDENT : Neophyte's serendipity.

NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerateaccumulates no congeries of small, green, biophyticplant

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identicalplumage tend to congregate

NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneousprofundity

NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime iscontiguous to rectitude

NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid

NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog newtricks
GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt toindoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovativemaneuvers

NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimatecachinnation possesses thereby the optimalcachinnation.

NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dullboy.
GRE STUDENT : Exclusive dedication to necessitouschores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.

NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GRE STUDENT : Where there are visible vapours havingtheir provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.