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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed
home. He wanted her to see what she went through so he prayed:

"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at
home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with
mine for a day. Amen. God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked
breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,
fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and
picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the
bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the
groceries, paid the bills and balanced the e check book. He cleaned the
cat's litter box and Bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the
way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their
homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the
ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids,
and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily
chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which
he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and
immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was!
Thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all
day.

Please, oh please, let us trade back." The Lord, in his infinite wisdom,
replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."


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