10 reasons...

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because he knew men would never ask directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote because men don't want to see what's on television, they want to see what else is on television.

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when the seat wore out and therefore would need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctors appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated there would have to be someone to bear children, because men would never be able to handle it.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden" Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates that Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone." He only ends up getting himself in trouble.

AND the #1 REASON WHY GOD CREATED EVE is ...

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1. When God had finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head and said, "I know I can do better than THIS!!"

UNEMPLOYED

An unemployed worker applies at Microsoft for the position of a janitor.


The HR chief invites him to an interview and subjects him to some tests.


Then he tells him: You got the job, just give me your e-mail address so that I can send you the employment contract as well as the day and time when to start.


The man is distraught and answers that he has no computer and therefore also no e-mail.


The HR boss tells him that if he has no e-mail address he virtually does not exist and therefore cannot hold a job.


The man leaves in a desperate mood without knowing what to do with his last $10 in his pocket. Finally he decides to go into a supermarket and to buy a 10 lb box of strawberries.


He starts out with door to door calls in order to sell those strawberries by the pound. He manages to double his capital in 2 hours. He repeats the deal 3 times more and goes home with $60 in his pocket.


He comes to see that he can survive this way. He starts every day earlier and comes home every day later. So he triples or quadruples his money every day.


A short time later he buys a wheel barrow, then exchanges it later into a truck and sooner or later is the owner of a complete fleet of delivery trucks.


5 year go by…


The man is now the owner of one of the largest food chain in the USA


Now he starts thinking about the future for him and his family and decides to buy a life insurance. He calls an agent and selects a good policy. At the end of the negotiations the agents asks him for his e-mail address to send him a confirmation of the policy.


The man tells him that he doesn't have an e-mail address! That is strange, says the agent, you have no e-mail and nevertheless you built this large empire. Can you imagine where you would be if you you had an e-mail address.


The man briefly thinks and then answers: I WOULD BE A TOILET CLEANER AT MICROSOFT!