High School Prank

Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are!

I wish I’d thought of this ...

At a high school in Montana a group of students played a prank on the school.

They let three goats loose in the school.

Before they let them go they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2 and 4.

Local school administrators spent most of the day looking for #3.

Circumcised

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him go down to the principal's office, he was to phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and he returned to the classroom, where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed.

"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Walls of Jericho

A church school supervisor asked little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny said, "I don't know, but it sure wasn't me!"

The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible knowledge, went to the school principal and related the whole incident.

The principal said, "Look, I know little Johnny and his entire family very well and can vouch for them. If little Johnny said that he did not do it, then I believe that it is the truth."

Even more appalled with the principals lack of Bible knowledge, the inspector went to the regional Head of Education and related the whole story.

After listening to the supervisor's story, he said, "I can't see why you are making such a big deal out of this; we'll get three quotations and get the darn wall fixed."