Lion in mess

A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law.


One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.


The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her.





In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.


The wife cried, "What are we going to do?"


"Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."

Mother-In-Law. .MIL

I was out shopping the other day when I saw six women beating my MIL
up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knew me,
said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six of them
is enough".

Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her
shoulders?

A: Too little concrete!

A guy brings his dog into the vet and says, "Could you please cut my
dog's tail off?" The vet examines the tail and says, "There is
nothing wrong. Why would you want this done?" The man replies, "My
MIL is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to
make her think that she is welcome!"