Why Tamil Ladies are always looking for sex

Tamil ladies are always looking for sex. Each time they come across a guy, they would fold their hands, look down and say "wannacum"?????
("Wannacum" in tamil actually means "hello"!)

Powerfull Punctuation

Mallu jokes

Enough of Sardar jokes.................Mallu jokes are here!!!!!!!!!!
1) What is the tax on a Mallu's income called?
IngumDax

2) Where did the Malayali study?
In the ko-liage.

3) Why did the Malayali not go to ko-liage today?
He is very bissi.

4) Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thuubai, zimbly to meet his ungle in
Gelff.

5) Why do Malayalis go to the Gelff?
To yearn meney.

6) What did the Malayali do when the plane caught
fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.

7) How does a Malayali spell moon?
MOON - Yem Woh yet another Woh and Yen

8) What is Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yae.

9) What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.

10) What does a Malayali use to commute to office
everyday?
An Oto

11) Where does he pray?
In a Temble, Charch and a Maask

12) Who is Bruce Lee's best friend ?
A Malaya-Lee of coarse.

13) Name the only part of the werld, where Malayalis dont werk hard?
Kerala.

14) Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi

15) Why did Saddam Hussain attackKuwait?
He had a Mallu baby-sitter, who always used to say
'KEEP QUWAIT' 'KEEP QUWAIT'

16) What is the Latest Malayali Punch Line?
" Frem Tea Shops To Koll Cenders , We Are Yevery Where "

17) Why aren't Mals included in hockey and football
teams ?
Coz Whenever they get a corner , they set up a tea shop.

18) Now pass it on to 5 Mals to get a free sample of
kokanet oil.

19) Share it on 10 Mals to get a free pack of Benana
Chibbs.

20) Share it on to 15 Mals to get a set of BROGUN
bones....

Divorce Defined

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

English of Gujarat

EXPRESSION NOT THE LANGUAGE

In a hotel in Ahmedabad:
It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
**

In a hotel lobby in Surat:
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
(Surat, the city of language obscenity)
**

In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter
more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is
then going alphabetically by national order.
**



In a hotel elevator in Baroda:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
**

In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. daily.
**

In a hotel near Gujarat College, Ahmedabad:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
**

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
**

In a hotel in Bhavanagar:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
**

In a laundry in Anand:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
**

In a heritage hotel in Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
**

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
**

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
**

In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
**

In a hotel in Bharuch:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

Thats Why i Always Felt Sleepy...

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Learn Chinise

When Hindi Prof. speaks English!!

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
* Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
* Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
* You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty
(meaning when he is FREE).
* Both of u three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today...
* Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
* Take 5 cm wire of any length....




About his family



* I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)



At the ground



* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.




To a boy, angrily



* I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?




Giving a punishment



* You, rotate the ground four times...
* You, go and under-stand the tree...
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why are you late - say YES or NO ....(?)



Sir at his best


Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theater, though the boy did not see them. So the next day at school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theater"



* To a beautiful girl who is trying to make excuses for coming in late
" What is this ? Yesterday you were lying with the principal and today you are trying to lie with me"


* To a boy telling him to summon a girl "Hey boy, Call girl !"



* Telling a student to put a picture on the wall before an exhibition "Boy, hang that picture on the wall or I will hang MYSELF "



* Student : " Sir, would you mind if I sit in the back of the class. "
Prof. Bihari : " No, No! ... I have no mind . "The most important things in my LIFE are Not THINGS!!