Surprised...But too late !!!!!

A Video Game for Old People!

Linux for Dummies?

Secret to long life

An old man was relaxing at his hundredth birthday party when a reporter went up to him.

"Sir, what is the secret of your long life?"

The man considered this for a moment, then replied, "Every day at 9 PM I have a glass of port. Good for the heart I've heard."

The reporter replied, "That's ALL?"

The man smiled, "That, and canceling my voyage on the Titanic."

Its Never Been Too Late

Popeye's Mom

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