Some Usefull Quotes

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When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

- Mae West





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Confucious say: "Man who walk through
airport door sideways is going to
Bangkok."





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I have learned that if you upset your wife, she nags you.
If you upset her even more you get the silent treatment.
Don't you think it's worth the extra effort?





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"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't"







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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We
can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

-Rita Rudner





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A good discussion is like a miniskirt:
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.






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Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
on the same night.





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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.





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Confucious say: "Man who runs in front
of car will soon get tired."

OR

"Man who run in back of car gets exhausted."







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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.





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"Procrastinate Now!"





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"In Russia we only had two TV channels.
Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two
consisted of a KGB officer telling you:
Turn back at once to Channel One."

Yakov Smirnoff.





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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station .... what more can I say..........






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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.





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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!





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Hard work never killed anybody,
but why take the chance?
--Edgar Bergen



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Today's standards of performance are
yesterday's standards of excellence and
tomorrow's standards of mediocrity.








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"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."





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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra






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Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.