Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet

1.You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page.

2.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.

3.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

4.You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search.

5.You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines.

6.You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop.

7.You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.

8.All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3...

9.And even your night dreams are in HTML.

10.You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.