The Smart Girlz

He: hi,didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice ??
She: must have been 1 i never make the same mistake twice

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He: will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry i'm having a headache this weekend

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He: go on dont be shy ask me out
She: Okay GET OUT
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He: i think i can make you very happy
She: why ???????? are you leaving ??!!??!

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He: what would you say if i ask you to marry me
She: nothing i cant laugh and talk at the same time

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He: can i have your name??
She: why dont you have your own

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He: where have you been all my life ??
She: hiding from YOU

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He: have i seen you somewhere ????????
She: ya thats why i dont go there anymore

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He: can i buy you a drink
She: actually i rather have the money