Taste test

A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)
of
first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red................. ....Cherry

Yellow..................Lemon

Green...................Lime

Orange.................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After
eating them, none of the children could identify the
taste.

"Well, she said, I will give you all a clue. It's
what your
mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit out her
lifesaver and
yelled, "Oh my God - they're assholes!"