Modern Days England....

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.

While his coffeepot ( MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor ( MADE IN HONG KONG ).

He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA ), designer jeans ( MADE IN SINGAPORE ) and tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA ).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet ( MADE IN INDIA ) he sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO ) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch ( MADE IN TAIWAN ) to the radio ( MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY ) and continued his search for a good paying E N G L I S H J O B .

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Joe decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals ( MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE ) and turned on his TV ( MADE IN INDONESIA ), and then wondered why he can't find a
good paying job in


E N G L A N D....