Marketing fundas bit funny way

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
= That's Direct Marketing =

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you
says, "He's very rich.Marry him."
= That's Advertising =

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her, get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi,I'm very rich.Marry me."
= That's Telemarketing =

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie
you walk up to her and pour her a drink...You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich.Will you marry me?"
= That's Public Relations =

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you
and says, "You are very rich.."
= That's Brand Recognition =

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich.Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face
=== That's Customer Feedback !!!!! ===

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband
= That's Demand and supply gap =

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!"
she turns her face towards you ------------ sh...sh...sh...she is your wife !
= That's competition eating into your market share =