Funny Sardarji

Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend: why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..


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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as

to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes !

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A Teacher lecturing on population:

In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!