The Old Man

Upon reaching 65, old Gary decided to retire.

After having him under foot for a few months, his wife became very agitated with him.

She suggested he goes and does something to occupy his time, like join a club or get a hobby.

Old Gary obliged and went out for a couple of hours.

When he got home Pat asked about his day and he replied,

"Oh, I just went down to the park and hung out with the guys. And oh yeah, I joined a parachute club."

"What? Are you nuts? You're 65 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes again?"

"Yeah, look I even got a membership card."

"Old man!!!!!, you need glasses! This is a membership in a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

"Oh, great! Now what am I going to do? I signed up for 5 jumps a week!"