More Santa Banta

Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator?
Bunta : I give up.

Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music

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Jasmeet : "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband Santa."
Judge : "But why ?"
Jasmeet : "Because he is not faithful to me."
Judge : "How do you know ?"
Jasmeet : "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

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Jasmeet : "What do you like most in me: my pretty face or my body?"

Santa : looking at her from head to toe
replied: "I like your sense of Humor

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Santa and Banta got lost at the mall. So they go to the map, where they see a red arrow that says:

YOU ARE HERE Santa looks at the Banta and exclaims:

"WoW! How do they know that?"