Funny Short Jokes

Teacher: "Everyone wirte your lover's name on a piece of paper."
Girls after 2 seconds: "Finished madam!!"
Boys after 10 Minutes: Extra Sheet madam!!"
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Sardar to his father: "Papa, maine shaadi kerni hai."
Papa: "Puter kidhay naal?"
Sardar: "Papa dadi ama day naal."
Papa: "Oye! O meri maa aye!"
Sardar: "Te tusi meri maa naal kyon kiti?"
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A fat woman is waiting for a bus at a bus stop. How do you describe this is one word?
Answer: MOTIVATING!
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A sardar got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only." When he went to the party, he was surprised to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also.
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1 Kabutar ne sardar kay uper bitth kar di.
Sardar: "Oye teri maa ne tainu kacha pauna nahi sikhaya?"
Kabutar: "Saliya tu kacha pehan kay kerta hai?"
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A Sardar read the board on the road.
"Likhnay wala Brilliant, Parhnay wala Idiot."
Sardar angrily rubbed the board and wrote,
"Likhnay wala Idiot, Parhnay wala Brillant."