Under The Table

A man and an attractive woman were having a candlelit dinner at a fine restaurant when the waiter noticed the man slowly sliding out of his chair and under the table. The woman seemed not to notice as her companion disappeared out of sight. 'Pardon me, ma'am,' the waiter said, 'but I think your husband is under the table.' 'No, he isn't,' the woman said, eyeing the waiter calmly. 'My husband just walked through the door.'