Top 10 List of Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery...

I’ve never had any major surgery so I consider myself pretty lucky, however not everyone can say that. I get scared just thinking about going under the knife, and if I ever did - these are 10 things that I surely don’t want to hear my doctor say…

.Has anyone seen my watch?
.Come back with that! Bad Dog!
.Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
.Hand me that… uh… thingy over there.
.What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
.Damn, there go the lights again…
.Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
.What do you mean, he’s not insured?
.Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “Bay Watch”
.And the number one thing I don’t want to her my doctor say during surgery…

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