One Liner.....

* I used to dress off the peg, but now my neighbours take in their washing at night

* Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

* What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.

* A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."
"Why not asked the customer?"
"Because that's my husband."