Thursday, October 25, 2007

Fundoo letters ------ TOO GOOD!!!

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India...


1. An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please
sanction me one-week leave.


2. This is from an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10
year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."


3. Another gem . Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's
wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


4. From Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please
grant me 10 days leave."


5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return,
please grant me half day casual leave"



6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."


7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you
to leave me today"



8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith..."



10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I
may be granted leave".


12. Letter writing: -

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."


13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an
Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years
and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

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