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HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours! SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face lik...

Because I am a woman I am different from a man. We may look like the same species, but there are different “rules” for each of us. Because ...

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system...

If Men were to rewrite "The Rules" Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments ...

An unemployed worker applies at Microsoft for the position of a janitor. The HR chief invites him to an interview and subjects him to some...

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting. Dad: People, this is unacceptable. You have to limit...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ dep...

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy...

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the s...

Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said: “Help me, ladies! I am a commercial real estate agent who,...

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothi...

This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainl...

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN: 1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. 2. Walk to bathroom...

A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday, shall I get you a dress, a gift basket or something different?” She said,...

* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. * Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can...

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while. “I can ...

"My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." "Educat...

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sou...

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is cuddling on a sofa. Marriage is one of them sleep...