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A man knocked the door of house. The lady opened the door. The man said, "I am the here on the run, to fix your leaky pipe." The L...

Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash...

A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written...

A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and ...

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eati...

"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry." = you'll be sorry. “ We need" = I want ...

-- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain -- Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting. ...

10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fa...

It was autumn, and the Red Indians on the remote reservation asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was ...

1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep...

If Aamir Khan Did Not Make Taare Zameen Par: A Movie Un-Review If you want to know how good Taare is, just go to your nearest theater and wa...

Life boils down to 2 choices: . . . . . . . . . . . Should you get a dog...? ....or have children?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. 2. Its best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory. 3. Y...

PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. Men would get reputations for sleeping around. Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed o...

Traveling on Indian Roads is an almost hallucinatory potion of sound, spectacle and experience. It is frequently heart-rending, sometimes hi...

** An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!" **Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU, Th...