Banta Singh bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Banta Singh : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Banta Singh : No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Banta Singh : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Banta Singh : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Banta Singh : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Banta Singh : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Banta Singh : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Banta Singh : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..
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Santa Singh complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Santa Singh : 'I was watching TV news...'
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Santa Singh comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
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How do you recognize a sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.
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Once Banta Singh was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on the other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.
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Banta singh was in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'
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Santa Singh : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Santa Singh - If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Banta Singh : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'
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Santa Singh told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Santa ingh : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'
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