Some best ones

santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/ and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

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santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

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On a romantic day santa's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.

santa : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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santa and banta were fixing a bomb in a car.

santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

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santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

santa : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

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santa : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".

santa : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?

santa : Punjab .

Boss : which part ?

santa : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.


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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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