Smell & Tell

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.

The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the
blind man and hands him a menu.

"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the
menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous
customer. I'll smell it and order from there."

A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty
dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to
the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind
man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep
breath.

"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed
potatoes."

Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the
kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He
tells her what had just happened.

The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

Several days later, the blind man returns and the
owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.

"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a
dirty fork."

The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the
blind man.

After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That
smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with
broccoli."

Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind
man is screwing around with him and tells his wife
that the next time the blind man comes in he's going
to test him.

The blind man eats and leaves.

He returns the following week, but this time the owner
sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.

He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your
panties before I take it to the blind man."

Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the
blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready
and waiting.

"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I
already have the fork ready for you."

The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep
whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."