TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor!
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables.
An English Professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote, "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote, "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
the question left is who is rite??
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
When your life is in darkness pray to God ask him to free u from
Darkness and if after you pray and you are still in darkness, please
Pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Funny Short Jokes
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