The Smart Girls

He: Hi,didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice ??
She: Must have been 1 i never make the same mistake twice

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He: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
She: Sorry i'm having a headache this weekend

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He: Go on dont be shy ask me out
She: Okay GET OUT

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He: I think i can make you very happy
She: why ???????? are you leaving ??!!??!

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He: What would you say if i ask you to marry me
She: Nothing i cant laugh and talk at the same time

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He: Can i have your name??
She: Why dont you have your own

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He: Where have you been all my life ??
She: Hiding from YOU

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He: Have i seen you somewhere ????????
She: Ya thats why i dont go there anymore

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He: Can i buy you a drink
She: Actually i rather have the money