Funny Joke

An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for visa:

Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz

Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week

Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both, male and female and sometimes even camels

Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!

Consul : Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style

Consul : Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

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Many people are travelling on a plane. Over the Atlantic the plane loses power, then the captain announces "We're losing altitide so we are going to have to throw out the luggage".

The passengers agree and all the luggage is thrown out.

After a few minutes they lose a second engine, the captain announces "We have just lost another engine...we have to throw out the cabin baggage". So the cabin baggage is also thrown out.

Just five minutes later a third engine blows out. The captain announces "We are close to land people, but we have to throw out some passengers too".

There is an uproar in the cabin. Undaunted the captain continues "Passengers will be thrown out in alphabetical order. A- any asians on board??... no? B - any blacks on board??....no......."

Suddenly a little black boy asks his father "Dad, what are we??" His dad replies "Tonight son, we are Zulus................."

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A blind man is travelling to Texas.

He feels the seats of the train and says to the man next to him he says "These seats sure are big" to which the man replies "Everything is bigger in texas".

He then checks into is hotel and goes to the bar. He feels the beer glass and says to the bartender "The glasses sure are big" to which the bartender says "Everything is bigger in Texas".

The blind man then asks to go to the lavatory.The bartender gave him directions. On the way he takes a wrong turn, slips and falls into the swimming pool. Scared to death he shouts "Dont flush!!!! Dont flush!!!!"....................

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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"