Talk about cheating......

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 O'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "s**t! That must be my husband!"
So the guy quickly got out of bed scared and nak*d he jumped out the window like a crazy man.
He smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush,
then he stood up and started to run fast to his car.
Just a few minutes later he returned and screams at the woman "I'm your husband, you slut!"
The woman yelled back, "Yeah? Why were you running? You son of a b***h!"