Funny Short Jokes...

Brick and a Fat Woman
What do a brick and a fat woman have in common?

Eventually they’ll both be laid by a mexican

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Men and Viagra
Why do men need viagra to sit at a computer?
To prevent the popup blocker.

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More Money?
Who makes more money? a crack dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute… because she can always wash her crack and resell it.

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Pop Machine
A blonde was at a pop machine and she kept putting dollars in and she kept getting a pop. A man walked past her and said what are you doing? and the blonde said im winning!

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Ecstasy and birth control pills
Q: What do you get when you take ecstasy and birth control pills?
A: A trip without the kids.

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