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A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money ...

One afternoon, an Inland Revenue Tax Inspector visited the Rabbi of a Synagogue to audit the accounts. When he had finished checking the boo...

An advertising team is working very late at night on a project due the next morning. Suddenly, a Genie appears before them and offers to eac...

A man travels to Spain and goes to Pamplona during the great "running of the Bulls" festival. After his first day there, he goes o...

Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't I seen yo...

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead." Before he knew it, the bridge was ...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my...

Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was bein...

SANTA declares: . . I will never marry in my life &. . . .. I'll give same advice to my children also. .. . . . SANTA talking...

A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead t...

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Iri...

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed ...

I was checking every room, making sure no one is about. I checked every floor, and found out that no one is in the building. I pressed on th...

A friend, driving home from a fishing trip in northern Michigan with his boat in tow, had engine trouble a few miles inland from Lake Huron....

Susie and Jane were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place their order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills la...

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably...

A young man took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The ride completed, she seemed rather bored. ...

A man walked up to a farmer's house, and knocked on the door. When the farmer's wife opened the door, the man asked if she knew how ...

A man tells his wife that he's going out to buy cigarettes. When he gets to the store he finds out however , that it's closed. So th...

Morris walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need anyone" they replied. "You can't afford not ...