Again Santa Banta

Santa and Banta were hiking in the woods when Santa is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake.

"I'll go into town for a doctor," Banta says.

He runs 10 miles to a small town and finds the town's only doctor, who is busy delivering a baby.

"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little 'x' where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."

Banta runs back to his friend, who is in agony.

"What did the doctor say?" Santa asks.

"He says you're gonna die."


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Santa came home earlier than usual, when his wife, Jeeto's lover was still in the apartment. She hid her lover in a closet, and served dinner. As they ate, something rustled in the closet.
"What's that?" Santa husband asked.
"Nothing, darling. Just jackets."
After a while, they again heard some noise in the closet.
"What the hell is that?"
"I'm telling you, just jackets."
A few minutes later, the noise sounded once more.
"I'll check it," Santa said. "You'll regret it if it's not jackets."
Santa yanked the closet's door open. Inside, he saw a man who held a pistol. Santa quietly closed the door, and said, "Indeed, jackets, darling."


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Santa was in grade 5. Teacher came to class in the morning and she wanted to ask a brainstorming question from the students before start the proper class.

Teacher: I saw, on my way to school, five birds sitting on a branch of a tree. Suddenly a gunman came and shot one down. Now, how many birds are left on the tree??

All students were not sure about the correct answer and stay quiet, but Santa. Santa was really happy and raised his hand and was impatient to give the answer.

Teacher: OK, good. It is only Santa who knows the answer!! Very good. And tell me the answer.

Santa: No one is left!!

Teacher: How come!! Only one bird down. Why no one?

Santa: OK, but others flew away with the "bang" sound of the gun. Then, no one left on the tree.

Teacher: Your answer is wrong! But, I like the way you think!!

Then happy Santa was asking the teacher, whether he could ask a question from her.

Teacher was happy and said yes.

Santa: When I was on my way to school, I saw three women having Ice cream at the restaurant. One is Licking the ice cream. One is Sucking the ice cream. And the other is Biting. My question is, which one is married???

Teacher: Well, hmmmmmm, I guess that the one who was Sucking the ice creame is married.

Then the Santa was replying,

Santa: Well, but you are wrong! The one who is married is the one who was wearing the wedding ring in her finger! But, to be frank, I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK!!!!