Funny Msg

1) 5 lovly words-"i'll top my class
4 pleasant words-'I'll work hard"
3 sweet words-"i luv studyin"
2 spl words-"my books"
1 imp word-"LATER"...

2) Dis ones awesome!
How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day"

4) Its a Fact-

A Girl may not help u to get lot of Salary But..
Salary may help u to get lot of Girls. So, Love ur Work not Girls...!

5) "FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u!

6) English Teacher:
Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"

Naughty boy Student:
When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they comfortable, "NOR" are we!