CAR FOR SALE

The following is an actual advertisement in an Irish newspaper

Automobile for Sale

1985 Blue Volkswagen

Only 50 miles. Only first gear and reverse ever used.

Never driven hard. Original tires. Original brakes.

Original fuel and oil

Only 1 driver. Owner wishing to sell due to employment lay-off.

Photo attached --- You HAVE to see this photo ...
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