Wednesday, April 16, 2008

One Liner

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

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Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

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A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

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