Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
A: Because it said "Concentrate."
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Q: How can you tell if a fax came from a blonde?
A: It has a stamp on it.
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Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.
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Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen
to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
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What did the blonde ask her doctor
when he told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?"
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What did the blonde say
when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
"Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
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What is every blonde's ambition in life?
To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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SOD
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and
yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in
a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled
"green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and
yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod
across the street.
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How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for french fries.
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Did you hear about the blonde that
shot an arrow into the air?
She missed.
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What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.
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What does a blonde make for dinner?
Reservations
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