"They told me at the blood bank this might happen.."
"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.."
"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.."
"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm..!"
"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people..!"
"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.."
"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend..
"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.."
"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off..!"
"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic . . . "
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