Santa Singh and Banta Singh were sitting on a tree and Santa Singhwas singing a song.
After 4 songs Santa Singh hung himself upside downand started singing again.
Banta Singh : Santa Singh what is the matter with you? Why are youhanging upside down?
Santa Singh : I am singing the B side.
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Santa was invited for dinner by a friend.
Every time he needed something,
he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "Darling", "Sweet-heart", etc. etc.
His friend looked at him and said,
"That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names."
Bill replied, "Well, honestly speaking, I've just forgotten her name."
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Once Santa Singh invites an Englishman for lunch, there was curd kept on the table.
The Englishman asks santa what is it?
Santa Singh not knowing english replies, "Milk sleeping in night and morning becoming tight".
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Santa Singh is at the railway station. He asks a man "When will Rajdhani Express go from here?"
Man Replies 12.30.
"When will Deccan Queen go from here?"
Man Replies 11.30.
"When will Punjab Express go from here?"
Man Replies 10.30.
Santa singh goes on asking about all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not. Santa replies, "No I just want to cross the tracks!"
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An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, the local farmer Santa Singh came to help with his big strong female horse named Dhanno.
He hitched Dhanno up to the car and yelled, "chal, Rani, chal!" Dhanno didn't move.
Then Santa hollered, "chal, Savitri, chal !" Dhanno didn't respond.
Once more Santa commanded, "chal, Chameli, chal!" Nothing.
Then Santa nonchalantly said, "chal, Dhanno, chal!" And the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.
The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked Santa why he called his horse by the wrong name three times.
Santa said, "Oh, Dhanno is blind and if she thought she was the only one pulling, she wouldn't even try!"
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