Equations........

* SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT

* An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.

* One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896

* Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

* Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.

* 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song
in Hindi movie.

* Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own
production company = Kajol..

* Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.

* Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan

* Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

* 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

* 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

* 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt

* 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

* One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred
Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya
Film

* Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!

* Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards