Politically Correct

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after
the
attack on the Pentagon:

"I'm sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But in
case

you are missing any documents from the Pentagon, we have copies of
everything."

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Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept:


Musharraf: Mr President, I would like to express my
condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great
bldgs... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with
that..
Bush: What buildings? What people??
Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now?
Bush: It's eight in the morning.
Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!


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