"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
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