Funny Riddles...........

Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.
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Why did the jazz musician like the wooden board?
Because it had a nice groove in it!
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Why are those two couches on top of eachother?
Maybe they are making "love seats".
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
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What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
Snowballs
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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck?
The good ol' boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.