Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.
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Q: What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
A: Outlaws are wanted.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to milk a cow?
A: Five - one to hold the udder, and four to lift and the cow up and down.
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Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: Salad Shooter.
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My wife came home the other night and told me to take off her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.
Then she told me not to wear her clothes anymore.
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