Funny One Liner

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?

A: 3 runs in 3 balls
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.
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Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it
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Blonde:'Doctor, Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me'
Doctor:'NEXT'
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INDIAN child is afriad of MAA while the AMERICAN child is afraid of OSAMAA
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There are no smart husbands.

- Why?

- Smart people don't get married
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What is common in Smart Blonde and UFOs?
You always hear about them but you never see them.
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'Oh, look at the dead bird.'
Blonde looked skyward and said 'Where, Where?
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How do you get Blonde on the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.
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Why can't Blonde make ice cubes?
He always forget the recipe.
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Why do Blonde work seven days a week?
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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How did Blonde try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.