Love.....Programatically....Its Coooool...!!!!

#include
#include
#include

#define MAAL beautiful_girl

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&girl);

if (girl == MAAL)
line++;
While (!reply)
{
printf ("I Love U");
scanf ( "100%", &reply );
}
if (reply == "GAALI")
main( ); /* go back and repeat the
process */

else if (reply == "SANDAL")
exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
lover = MAAL;
love =
(heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
food++;
smile++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
watch++;
touch++ ;
if(intermission)
{
coke++;
smoke++;
}
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{

for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
goto pub;

pub:
{
friends++;
party++;
booze++;
smoke++;

if(pub.close())
{
pay->bill;
come->out;
}
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
goto friendsroom;
else
{
smoke++;
polo++;
goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
goto sleep;
}

home:
{
if(mom.shouts())
{
reason=(combinedstudy
||projectwork || friendsbday);
say->reason;
}
else if(dad.shouts())
{
shut->yourmouth;
}

call->lover;
if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice
|| lover_mom->voice))
{
hang++;
}

else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
{


for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
say->ILuvU;
scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I
Love U" already stored in reply */
}
}

goto sleep;
}

sleep:
{
*(dream)=love;
}

}