Anatomy of a Project

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
2) Developer is a Person who thinks a single woman
cannot deliver a baby
in nine months.
3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman
can deliver nine
babies in one month.
4) Marketing manager is a person who thinks I can
deliver a child whether
a man and woman is available or not.
5) Resource optimisation team thinks I don't need a
man or woman, i'll
still produce a child with zero resources.
6) Documentation team thinks I don't care whether the
child is delivered,
i'll just document 9 months.
7) QA Auditor is the person who is never happy with
the process to produce the
baby.
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8) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a
baby!